The boy in Narbonne.

The boy in Narbonne

Day 1.
Too much walking. Pablo was tierd. He lost his bicycle a week ago. His best friend! Why would Pablo walk all the way from Agde to Narbonne within 24 hours? Here is the reason:
– he just wanted to walk a lot! Even if it was cloudy, so that he never knew if it would begin to rain.
Now the time was about 10 o’clock at the evening and Pablo needed  a place to sleep. He found some food. He ate it. A moment later he was ready to sleep.
He found a place near the buss station.
He used his sleepingbag at the ground and tried to sleep. It started to rain, though.
Some sort of angry emotions at Pablos face arrived. “I hate my life!” he said.

Day 2.
While Pablo was sitting at the trainstation in the morning some lady gave Pablo 100’000 euros in cash! No reason, though. She just wanted to help. “Stupid girl”. Pablo smiled at her. “I do not want 100’000 euros in cash!”, he said. Then the lady run away.
Pablo bought ice-cream for 100’000 euros, and then he sold it to a baker for one and a half cent. Because Pablo did not want ice-cream either. “I want a car!” he said. The Baker asked Pablo if he wanted a free ice-cream.
“Yes, but no” Pablo said. The baker asked Pablo if he wanted a time-machine. “Not really” Pablo said. “Only if I have to!”
The baker nodded. Then he said “You can use it as a car.”

Day 3.
Pablo traveled back to Day 1.

Day 1.
Pablo gave himself an extra sleepingbag. “Thank you” Pablo said. “I’m welcome!” Pablo said.
Pablo traveled 100’000 days into the future!

Day 100’001
Pablo bought a book of mathmatics.
Pablo traveled 100’000 days into the past.

Day 1.
“I love my sleepingbag!” Pablo said. “Me too!” Pablo said. Then Pablo traveled back to Day 3.

Day 3.
Pablo gave away his mathmaticsbook from the future, and then Pablo got Nobel Peace Prize in Mathmatics and 500’000 euros. In cash. “I DO NOT WANT MONEY, I WANT A CAR!” he screamed in his Nobel Peace Prize speech.
He walked at Lidl, not far from Narbonne, and he bought himself an orange and a spaceship. “I want a plasticbag! “Pablo said. The lady at Lidl smiled. “3 cent is not enough” she said.
Pablo was confused. Then he took his spaceship at the highway and drove to Montpellier in 0,05 seconds. And then he hit the reverse-button by accident and he drove to Perpignan in 0,13 seconds. Some sort of angry emotions at Pablos face arrived. “I hate my life!” he said. Then he found a place to sleep under a bridge.

Day 4.
Pablo got the idea of a new invention! He put together his spaceship and his time-machine in a coffee machine, and then he traveled to a universe far away – in time and space. Then he fell asleep in front of a statue.

Day 5.
Pablo woke up in the middle of a funny dream. It was about Pablos future. About 100’000 days into the future somebody stole his book! It was like the worst nightmare you can ever imagine. Pablo could not remember how to get back to planet Earth and Narbonne. He decided to do some mathmatics. Then he died, and somebody stole his book at the funeral. Pablo reinkarnated as God, but Pablo didn’t like it. He decided to punish the guy who stole his book with the same destiny as himself. Then he reinkarnated. As a yellow blueberry in Montpellier a 100’000 days ago. No reason, though.

The end.

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